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Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
George Carlin
 
If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.
Margaret Thatcher
 
A husband who can cook is not at all the same thing as a husband who can shop, prepare, and assemble ingredients, and clean up the mess after the great burst of creativity.
Mary-Jo Fitzgerald
 
An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
Agatha Christie
 
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Rita Rudner
 
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
Oscar Wilde
 
It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
Anonymous
 
When you meet someone who can cook and do housework - don't hesitate a minute - marry him.
Anonymous
 
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
H. L. Mencken
 
Women like silent men. They think theyre listening.
Marcel Archard
 

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